sparks

LSAT

2008-06-07T15:34:58Z

So in 1992, 97.2% of test-takers, or 972 out of a thousand, had a score of 167 or lower, and 28 had a score of 168 or better.

In 2001, 96.7% of test-takers, or 967 out of a thousand, had a score of 167 or lower, and 33 had a score of 168 or better.

...either way, look how truly superior I am.
at worst, i'm 33 out of one thousand :D

goddd as much as I hate this pimple on my forehead, i love being me sooo much right now

dorit @ 2008-06-01T21:27:00

2008-06-02T01:28:10Z

RIP Yves Saint Laurent

God, this is such a hard year for Kanye

dorit @ 2008-05-21T08:40:00

2008-05-21T12:47:17Z

summer classes are driving me insane. like, up the wall out mah mind insane.

I've lost 12 pounds since January despite efforts to lose sooo much more.

I do think i'm definitely incredibly sexy but I would really like to lose 9 more pounds.

oyy its not easy.
i'm trying to run for at least half an hour a day,
and finding the time is not easy.

it really relaxes me, but its not relaxing when i feel so rushed.

ahhh i'm so excited to see Chi-town and go to a sorority event.

dorit @ 2008-05-14T12:39:00

2008-05-14T16:41:23Z

I want to be like beyonce and Jay.

I dont know what i'll do if i don't end up ridiculously successful.
i feel like i'm not even a person anymore.

dorit @ 2008-05-08T23:46:00

2008-05-09T03:52:28Z

today i got that itchy feeling in my fings. i needed to spend money. i hope i'm not the only one with these urges.

...but music sounds so much better on a shiny new ipod.

online classes are so unreal.
this can't be happening. i'm not actually blogging for grades.

the first assignment in my gender studies class is to blog about the world's first pregnant man. its a dream.

type about pregnant guy ------> 4.0 GPA.
too good to be true. i cant.

dorit @ 2008-04-21T01:39:00

2008-04-21T05:41:32Z

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/04/18/dnt.nh.principal.wmur

whaaat is wrong with this world??

seriously-- humanity needs such a reality check.

dorit @ 2008-04-16T09:30:00

2008-04-16T13:47:53Z

aside from being at rider from 8:30 AM to 9:30 PM today,
and aside from the 2 hour commute due to construction on the turnpike,
and aside from having a shitload of laundry to do,
life has been treating me kindly.

i've never been more overworked and exhausted in my entire live.
i have a cold and its further draining my life energy.
life refuses to stop.

for example:
1. I havent updated my ipod since last May.
2. I can't remember the last time I slept more than 3 or 4 hours
3. I can't remember the last time I showered.
4. I'm about 8,000 miles past my oil change.

yesterday some guy asked me to watch a movie with him and i LOL'd.
imagine the luxury of watching a movie.
imagine an hour and a half of sitting down.

I think after I graduate i'll go to south america for a couple of weeks and live like a bum.
ooh i'm so excited to go to Hawaii in august !!

dorit @ 2008-04-04T13:37:00

2008-04-04T17:40:02Z

suppress your bowels long enough, and they'll begin to suppress you

i want a mac with the ginoooormous screen. omgive it to me. its my true life fantasy.

my hair is def growing shorter :/

dorit @ 2008-03-26T11:41:00

2008-03-26T15:43:57Z

i love coming into sweet sweet money.

god i cant wait to be a millionaire bc i really appreciate every dollar (and i hope every dollar appreciates).

mmm mmm mm

2008-03-17T03:32:42Z

..what a beauteous thing.

dorit @ 2008-03-12T08:46:00

2008-03-12T12:46:30Z

"The Seditious are highly alarmed at the Sedition Bill. Proof of its excellence!"-- Pennsylvania Gazette, August 1, 1798

client 9

2008-03-11T18:55:32Z

I'm not bothered by Eliot Spitzer's fucking of a bitch.
..if the man wants herpes or worms or both, thats his headache.

this week is so absurdly busy.

i'm getting a white wrangler and one of those Macs with the ginormous screen.
the jeep's coming first. the giant mac arriveth most probably on the summa breeze.

dorit @ 2008-03-07T13:43:00

2008-03-07T18:45:11Z

"On the morning of February 15, 1798, pandemonium broke out on the floor of the United States House of Representatives. Without warning, Federalist Representative Roger Griswold of Connecticut strode across the chambers to where his colleague Matthew Lyon was sitting preoccupied with some correspondence. Cursing him as a “scoundrel,” Griswold pounded the Vermont Republican’s head and shoulders with a thick, hickory walking stick…
Moments after the two grappling combatants were separated, Lyon retreated to the House water table; when Griswold re-approached him, Lyon lunged forward with the fire tongs and initiated a second brawl…
Griswold’s attack was not a random act of violence—to some it did not even come as much of a surprise...This hickory stick attack was the climax of over two weeks of fierce congressional turmoil."

..i remember learning about this in high school.
congress used to be so cool.

why do i do this to myself?

2008-02-29T17:29:29Z

leave it to me to eat an entire package of deep rich chocolate exquisite Milano cookies within a 12 hour time period

ughh my Tum hurts bc i can't control myself around cookies.
now i have to go run on the treadmill for 7 hours. my life is the wooooorrrst. i feel like a gay republican.

dorit @ 2008-02-28T19:29:00

2008-02-29T00:39:05Z

...which in essence means that school ends early as hell this spring.
omgogomg soooo excited to be done with this shit :D !!

my life is so good,
i just can't.
even though my computer isn't holding a charge, i'm so wildly satisfied with everything thats occurred in like the past year.
i know this sounds bad but i think its bc i find myself to be very attractive at all hours lately. i dont know what it is but i just feel like soo loveable and loved and adorable and adored.

i haven't had a night to just chilleeezle and just eat some p. corn while watching a movie on the masinki in forevs.
tonight's my night. rachels bringin the p-corn.

why won't any rap shows work out for me :'( ???
i pine and yearn and weep for Jay Z.

dorit @ 2008-02-22T09:23:00

2008-02-22T14:30:17Z

SNOW DAY ---> No Class

Speech:
let me start by thanking God.
i very much needed a day off from that college buuullshit.
..& i could profit from extra hours makinn that green [at SGH].

like a wolf howling at the moon,
i'm calling on everyone in the freehold area to please not come to the mall today.

i'm looking for alone time with my Modern East Asia textbook.

dorit @ 2008-02-18T22:21:00

2008-02-19T03:32:54Z

Happy President's Day

<333my fav holiday <333

..Lupe Fiasco is so very cool.
I aspire to be as 'with it' as Mr. Fiasco.

The new Mariah Carey song is CREEPY.
My enter key is a piece of shit.

Snowboarding was fun.
Next Year I want new gear with the Fur.

My throat hurts and it was stupid of me to miss class today in order to be in Vermont.
i'm sick of being an undergrad and i'm ready for law school.
i need this time to fly.
please fly, time.

dorit @ 2008-02-12T20:10:00

2008-02-13T01:11:16Z

"I don't want to face my fears, Patrick.. I'm Afraid of them!" -Spongebob

dorit @ 2008-02-08T11:18:00

2008-02-08T16:22:53Z

Going Snowboarding next weekend!!!

clearly i'll be needing sweet lobster mitts in order to hit the slopes proper.

a tale of lost nips

2008-02-07T17:24:28Z

'..so I went into breast reduction surgery and about 3 months later, my nipples fell off'
- grieving guest on Tyra Banks Show

dorit @ 2008-01-31T18:23:00

2008-01-31T23:38:51Z

So I'm in the library writing my 3 page paper on how being a slave was probably pretty shitty.

in yon distance, I see a White person tutoring a Chinese in some area of Math.

These two abominations are oblivious to the stereotype they should be reinforcing. They crunch numbers together as if to say it matters not that we as a society toiled to define and perpetuate standards of acceptable behavior.

Attitudes this repugnant won't go unblogged of.
Honestly, I just don't want to write this paper.

dorit @ 2008-01-30T12:21:00

2008-01-30T17:37:26Z

Everyone should see Cloverfield.
It was sort of a really crazy movie with no beginning or ending wherein a serious monster fucked shit up in a serious way.

I can tell you right now that I don't know why this movie was named 'Cloverfield' and I can also tell you that I don't plan on looking it up.

Everyone should also see 27 Dresses. This movie was truly delightful. Katherine Heigl is like if Beyonce were white; a divine extraction in the rare form of wOmAn.
She is just sooo beautiful.
ahh, and the chemistry <33<333.
I REALLY loved this movie.

Aside from that, this semester seems to be hell on earth.
I've had neither a minute to Chillax, nor a second to Chilleez.
I have spanish tarea coming out of every orifice.

either way,
All the fun WeDdiNg stuff is coming up soooo soon, its crazy.

i need champagne in the hottub stat.
i demand bubbly in the bubbly, foreal.

writer's guild

2008-01-24T18:07:24Z

Has everyone lost their tripods?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/01/24/movie.sickness/index.html

..Finally, the world of internet news is beginning to understand my plight.

shaky movies/shows make everyone ill.

i'm sick (literally) of telling people that 'The Office' would be an OK show if i didn't feel like summoning my partially digested lunch half way through scene one.

its not Art, its Vertigo.
..can i get an Amen?

Comte de Saint-Simon

2008-01-23T22:17:07Z

Convinced from an early age that he had a special destiny, he long had his valet awaken him in the morning with the reminder, “Remember, Monsieur le Comte, you have great things to do.”

since when are early socialist thinkers This lovable?
this guy puts the adorable back into violent revolution.
this 'dude' makes social upheaval look good.

dorit @ 2008-01-18T11:20:00

2008-01-18T16:22:47Z

today i am at the library.

yesterday, i received flowers at work and a 12 page love letter.
and not from my boyfie.
..which leads me to believe that i am by far the hottest person alive.

oh yeah, and this semester i'm going to have fridays and possibly mondays off. ugh i am so disgustingly elated right now.